[HeyLaughingBoy]

Nope. It's a list of shit that I've done, organized in the most effective way to get someone to hire me.

(I hope that) I'm a far more interesting person than my resume would suggest. Unfortunately, no one hiring engineers would put that at the top of the list.

I've interviewed enough people to know what matters, so I highlight that. The fact that I once fell asleep underwater will have to come up at another time.