[SoftTalker]

White, non-blinking lights are the only acceptable holiday lights. All others are exceedingly tacky and should be banned.

[riiii]

I didn't know you had Internet access up in the mountain, Mr Grinch.

[kd5bjo]

My parents have always gone for an absolutely huge number of white mini-lights on the tree. So many that they have to be plugged into a dimmer circuit so that the intensity isn’t blinding.