[seizethecheese]

This is pretty cynical. It might ring true, but I don’t think truer words have never been spoken.

[triceratops]

You understand hyperbole, yes? It's a throwaway comment on a silly article about Pavlovian self-conditioning using an Internet-connected dog feeder.

[srveale]

What do you think are the truest words ever spoken? Maybe just something out of the top ten.