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I tried this, but it didn't work very well for me. Maybe I was just catching people at a bad time? They'd always brush me off with some version of

  "uh, it isn't my birthday"

  "you've said that to me every day for a week, please stop"

  "stay away from me".

What could I be doing wrong? Am I just choosing the wrong people to try to befriend?

[tejaskumar_]

I think you might be choosing the wrong people. :grimacing:

[BlueTemplar]

> "you've said that to me every day for a week, please stop"

Did you, or didn't you ??