[ToucanLoucan]

I mean, that's an improvement in my mind over millions of insipid "BUY THIS DOMAIN!" web pages. At the least the internet would be more interesting?

But also like, then you aren't advertising it for sale. So I'm wondering how many offers you're going to get to sell that domain, which is the point of squatting it.

[dist-epoch]

That's not how most squatting pages are sold. They are registered for sale in places like NameCheap and you can see it directly when you search for domains.