[wruza]

crypto-Christian cult

Had to look that up and wasn’t disappointed…

[jonwinstanley]

Seemingly nothing to do with Bitcoin either :-)

[giardini]

I was disappointed b/c it was not clear. OP could have instead stated:

"...former president Park Geun-hye was secretly a religious cult member."

which is shorter and clearer.

[JetSpiegel]

But "crypto" is Greek, everybody loves subrosa communication.