[givemeethekeys]

Holy word salad of an article. Surely the writer got paid to make it long and flowery.

I still don't know what the guy actually did.

[alex_duf]

yeah I had to google it

Maybe it's because i'm distorted by my profession but I like articles that describe facts in chronological order.

Here's it's as if there was a montage for an action movie with flashbacks and scenes and you're supposed to put the story back together