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by mindcrime 5089 days ago
I am the only real user here. The rest of what you see are all bots I control, or figments of my imagination.

Even pg is a bot, see: https://github.com/mindcrime/pgbot
1 comments
SubZero 5089 days ago
See? I even control this bot.
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mindcrime 5089 days ago
I knew you were going to say that.
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Killswitch 5089 days ago
I have been unplugged from the Matrix. You do not control me!
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hef19898 5088 days ago
A rebel! Get him!
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Killswitch 5088 days ago
You can't catch me, I bend pixels!
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hef19898 5087 days ago
The choosen one! But... this is impossible!!!!
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