[MayeulC]

"Comedy is tragedy plus time".

That quote seems to have multiple origins, though I remember it from Portal, an unlikely source.

[smitelli]

Time is also money, and it is claimed to be the root (square or cube?) of all evil. We’re halfway to a mathematical proof of some sort.

[TeMPOraL]

The OG source says that love of money is the root of all evil.

I don't know what's the correct way of extracting the love operator from under the square root.