[red_hare]

My old team used Riak in production for time series data in a real-time system.

Our code was in Clojure, and we just wrapped the Java client. The conflict resolution was a steep learning curve, but overall, it was kind of nice (coming from Mongo).

But man, Clojure stack traces wrapping Java stack traces wrapping Erlang stack traces in a Kafka consumer... I wish that hell on no one.

[mst]

This feels like it needs a "yo dawg, I heard you liked stack traces" meme.

Also bourbon. Probably *lots* of bourbon.