[FooBarBizBazz]

We need to think more game theoretically. Since our courageous cyclist must already have a deathwish to be on the same roads as these vehicles, he should go all in with a vest packed with C4 and ball bearings so that, in the event of a crash (which will cripple him anyway), at least he takes out Starbucks Mom on his way to Paradise.

[itishappy]

I would wear the hell out of a helmet shaped like a nitro crate from CTR.

https://crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Nitro_Crate