[_12yv]

So what ARE we supposed to do for the recommended 5 to 10 minutes on the toilet? Focus on the... miracle of life?

[prepend]

Books?

I fondly remember the tradition of a stack of books on the back of the toilet.

Sort of the same issue with phones, but every book or magazine has a distinct end.

[shawn_w]

That's a great way to spend even more time on the porcelain throne.

[wileydragonfly]

Books are an excellent way to spread fecal matter. Same with newspapers. I prefer everyone keeping to their own shit on phones.

[RajT88]

My current bathroom read is "Ayoade on Ayoade: a cinematic Odyssey"