[yeetusus]

tfw all your immediate relatives did the test even after you explicitly told them not to

[waste_monk]

That's why I swallow a pinch of cobalt-60 every day, to make sure my DNA is unrecognizable to adversaries.

[kylehotchkiss]

What an interesting thing to microdose. How’s your productivity on it?

[ashoeafoot]

No insurance on you and your family

[bossyTeacher]

isn't cobalt-60 radioactive?

[financetechbro]

I believe that is the point