[tessellated]

I asked ChatGPT to write about walking the dog in scientific language. It came up with this gem:

"Logging middleware records metrics (distance, stops, events) into a shared datastore for analytics on future walk optimization."

[cholantesh]

Train it to attribute its failure to land on wokeness, have it generate designs for merch that communicate this idea, and book an appearance on JRE and it'll have completed the arc of a lot of short run comics.