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- Users don’t mark Jon Skeet’s answers as accepted. The universe accepts them out of a sense of truth and justice.

- When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile, the compiler apologises.

- Jon Skeet does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision

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Replace “Jon Skeet” with “Fabrice Bellard” and you’ve got yourself a real meme.