[green-salt]

I extremely recommend scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page for this one.

[barryrandall]

I stopped 2/3 of the way through the announcement. By the time I got to the final 1/3 of the story, I just couldn't imagine the ending living up to the expectations set in the first 2/3 of the announcement, and stopped.

[0cf8612b2e1e]

Does anything happen if you throw the can at the cop? Experience was kind of bugging out on me.

[latentcall]

Heh doesn’t work on Safari for me.

edit: on iPhone

[escapecharacter]

nice, thanks for the easter egg