[loopdoend]

Didn't he die in jail last year?

[ceejayoz]

I rather suspect that won't matter to The Onion.

[jaggederest]

I'm sure Zombie Kaczynski will have cogent contributions to make still.

[tomcam]

My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie Kaczynski

[datahack]

Not a movie I would not see.

[tomcam]

I feel tragically unsupported by a member of the HN family

[datahack]

We still love you.

[tomcam]

Wait, I just noticed the double negative. I choose to believe that means you support my life quest explicitly.

[cheschire]

I’ll be sure to wait for the RedLetterMedia’s Half in the Bag review on it.

Unless you’re going to go for Best of the Worst. Then I might actually watch the movie itself too.

[ravenstine]

"The Unazombie"

[michael_michael]

Dead Kaczynski

[entropicdrifter]

Unazomber, maybe?

[tomcam]

Brilliant plus bonus: your spelling was Unabomber-correct

[tomcam]

Suh-weet!

[ethbr1]

": Sometimes It Just Takes One"

[tomcam]

You’re hired

[dredmorbius]

Positive ones, even!

[PhasmaFelis]

If T. Herman Zweibel didn't let corporeal death force him out of the Onion, why should Kaczynski?

[shadowgovt]

That's what they want us to think... Is what I'm pretty sure InfoWars would tell me.

[yapyap]

I mean would the Onion lie to us