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by PyWoody 595 days ago
I grew an absurd handlebar mustache for my driver license photo. It never fails to get a double-take and a laugh.
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In college my GF loved to give me hickeys (against my will) on my neck before I would go out at the bar because she thought it would dissuade women from flirting with me.

After we had a particularly bad fight, after things cooled down and we were making up, she put a huge one on my neck. Like it looked like someone wrenched me with a baseball bat. Next day it was really bruised and looked horrible. I had to get my DL renewed and they took the pic with the bruise and all.

I got the same thing, bouncers and every time I had to present somewhere would get the "Ohhhhhhh bro, that is BAD!" which would then lead to other people clamoring to see it.

Ah, one of those things we think are romantic but are actually abuse. :/
Relatably related: https://youtu.be/Yh9O9ETuF_0?t=119

(T.J. Miller driver's license photo routine)