[LaGrange]

> “this is noisy data that sometimes gives you important insights.”

This is called "broken clock shows the right time twice a day."

Also c'mon, fooling commit metrics is silly easy, just _also_ one of the most burn-out and check-out inducing things ever. And at senior level you _HAVE_ to do that these days. You _have_ to inflate them.

Your broken clock isn't free.