[kemmishtree]

Robust biomarker monitoring in toilets would lead to a 95% reduction in cancer deaths.

Robust biomarker discovery in toilets would let us take care of most of the other 5%.

That's the main obvious humanitarian purpose of our project www.molecularReality.com

[8n4vidtmkvmk]

How do I buy an anticancer toilet?

[esperent]

Post I spotted earlier today on reddit:

> TIL that scientists at Stanford University have developed a smart toilet that reads your anus like a fingerprint and monitors the health of your poop and pee. The lead researcher said, "We know it seems weird, but as it turns out, your anal print is unique."

https://old.reddit.com/over18?dest=https%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit....

[NemoNobody]

I had a tech startup back in the day and I always had a hard time getting people to understand the significance of data and ended up often explaining how incredibly valuable the data is about when we simply take a sh*t is/would be. Most people couldn't seem to grasp that either.