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by doctorpangloss
593 days ago
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It's 2044. You wake up at 8am as a freelance VFX artist in the slums of Miami Islands. You pay 3.0 dogecoin to activate your Internet connectivity and refresh your ACACV degree. There's a 12pm deadline for the 4D VR animations in the New New Yorker's October 18th anniversary celebration of Jeffrey Toobin's Zoom call. An update to Wonder Animation 35 is released, saying "New: Retargeting for testicles." Rejoice! Your brain sheath rewards you with a lower dose of GLP-1 agonists. You spend the time you saved to earn points to claim an airdrop by watching a withered Elon Musk rant about electric boats. |
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someone in a long past IRC said once that all the (visual) details in a human is in their fingerprints and their ballbags, everything else is generic.
I don't do vfx really, so I can't speak to the truth of that :
/s but at least it sounds like we're automating the hard work for our VFX colleagues. /s