[karol]

We need to get everyone rich very quickly, because rich people don't drink tap water but bottled spring water, so no-one will be affected.

[ndsipa_pomu]

Got to keep those microplastic levels topped up

[Zealotux]

Joke's on you; I drink water from glass bottles only.

[tsukikage]

Rich people famously have giant lawns behind their white picket fences, which need watering. The /really/ rich have entire golf courses.