[devoutsalsa]

I avoided injury when backpacking through the Himalayas by tying helium balloons to by backpack for neutral buoyancy. Had to make slight adjustments as altitude changed, but it all worked out. I had my porter carry the helium tanks.

[naming_the_user]

God must have created America, humans wouldn’t have been capable of trekking with such weight.

[yohannparis]

I do not know if that is satirical, specially the last sentence?