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by maeil 607 days ago
This [1] is a good piece on it. Here's [2] anorher good one.

We don't just carry out a MySQL upgrade, oh no. We embark on a significant journey. We don't have reasons, but compelling factors. And then, we use compelling again soon after when describing how "MySQL v8.0 offered a compelling proposition with its promise of substantial performance enhancements", just as any human meatbag would.

[1] https://www.latimes.com/socal/daily-pilot/opinion/story/2024...

[2] https://english.elpais.com/science-tech/2024-04-25/excessive...

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If the meatbag was a salesperson though… very believable! ;)