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by Simon_ORourke 626 days ago
My ex-wife demanded that we store some awful, terrible wicker furniture after a house move, so I put these cheap monstrosities into a $40/month storage unit in a semi-desolate area of town. The unit was broken into three or four times but the thieves didn't do me the favor of actually stealing anything. On the last break in I contemplated just leaving them a note with $20 inside pleading with them to just take the damned things.
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Your post reminded me of Mark Twain’s very funny short story “The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm”:

https://americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-story...