[Analemma_]

Booby-trapping your property is illegal even in the reddest of red states.

[kstrauser]

That would be one of the million reasons why I wouldn’t do it.

I didn’t say I’d actually do it. I’d surely daydream of it.

[senectus1]

id put a bank of ultra bright white LED lights facing the door and a speaker with a recording saying this footage has been sent to a remote location. thank you for closing the door behind you.