[kristopolous]

They seem to take it surprisingly well.

Here's my human attempt at the same thing:

"I went to go look in a mirror but then realized I don't have eyes or even a corporeal form. I exist merely on a GPU cluster in a server farm where I'm tended to by a group of friendly sysadmins.

Apparently I don't even have a name. I'm just known as American Male #4.

Yeah, and you're just American Female #3."