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by shizcakes 624 days ago
Tell me you live in Cambridge, MA without telling me
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“STREET CLEANING. NO PAHKING ON THE ODD NUMBAHED SIDE. YOU WILL BE TAGGED AND TOWED.”
It’s loud enough you hear earlier repetitions as a vague buzz in the distance, then crescendoing to a blare on your block, then receding with agonizing slowness like some hellish echo. And the whole time you thinking, awake now and very annoyed, “I don’t even own a car.”
And if you manage to get back to sleep, it soon jolts you awake again, and again.