[eximius]

Is this satire? It has to be, right?

[omoikane]

This reminds me of Bjarne Stroustrup's proposal on overloading whitespace, and around page 4 he suggested using the full Unicode character set:

https://www.stroustrup.com/whitespace98.pdf

This was an April Fool's joke:

https://www.stroustrup.com/whitespace.html

I am not sure about the parent comment.

[bryanlarsen]

> I am not sure about the parent comment.

Starting with "a modest proposal" is a clear sign it is satire.