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by fph 635 days ago
My state-of-art bubblesort implementation is also superhuman at sorting numbers.
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Nice. Do you offer API access for a monthly fee?
I'll need 7 5 gigawatt datacenters in the middle of major urban areas or we might lose the Bubble Sort race with the Chinese.
Surely you'll be able to reduce this by getting TSMC to build new fabs to construct your new Bubble Sort Processors (BSPs).
I'll give you US$7Tn in investment. Just don't ask where it's coming from.
Surely a 1.21-GW datacenter would suffice!
Have we decided when are we deprecating it? I'm already cultivating another team in a remote location to work on a competing product that we will include into Google Cloud a month before deprecating this one.
Nice. Still true though! We are in the bubble sort era of AI.
When we get better quantum computers we can start using spaghetti sort.