[swores]

Did you pause to wonder if you could think of even a single way of behaving that would be equally appropriate when confronted with a timeshare salesman as with a mugger, or with a grizzly bear?

I mean, I guess running away as fast as you can would technically count but in that case I'd suggest there are more fun ways to get exercise and easier ways to get rid of an annoying salesman...

[lupusreal]

If you run they'll chase you. Yell loudly at them until they run away. Bear spray is also a good idea. I'm talking about timeshare salesmen of course.