[tsotha]

Also, he might have been drinking too much to get around to applying for all 30.

[mkopinsky]

Unless he did them in batch mode. Apply to 30 positions in January, go drinking for free 26 times in March-May.

[chris_wot]

"I am sorry to inform you that we have a strict no-drinking workplace policy and therefore unfortunately the position advertised does not seem to be aligned with your interests. We wish you all the best in your future endeavours."

[daemon13]

Or better yet, apply to 300 positions and go drinking for the whole year!