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by Kronopath 5113 days ago
I want to read his dissertation.

"Dissertation on dissassociative media reconstruction in information security: How hedgehogs and baby seals lead to infinite cybercrime opportunity (Russian)."

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His other well known paper (Decoupling IPv7 from Replication in Link-Level Acknowledgements) is available from MIT[1]

[1] http://apps.pdos.lcs.mit.edu/scicache/867/scimakelatex.58686...

Haha, figure 1 is just awesome.
I liked "we deployed 00 Commodore 64s across the 10-node network, and tested our kernels accordingly"
For some reason Markov would score 'Seals' extremely high next to 'Baby'. The more it would pop up, the more people would put 'Baby Seals' into the IRC channel and it became a common signing off phrase.

Baby Seals, Steve

I don't know what any of that means, but I know it sounds like the best dissertation ever.
Could happen.