[diggan]

> Those "keep clicking until we stop fading in more results" challenges mean they're fairly confident you're a bot

Those ones are the fucking worst. I've noticed that if I try to succeed in these captchas too quickly, it'll just say "Sorry, try again" even when every click was correct, so instead, I've started going in slow motion and faking "misclicking" which makes it much more likely to accept me as human.

I cannot stand the idea that I have to pretend to be slower than I am, in order for a computer to not think I'm a computer. Thanks CloudFlare and Google.

[klyrs]

I always spoil as many of these as possible. Sometimes it takes me a while to prove that I'm human, but I'm dead-set on convincing it that I'm a stupid human. Of course, I fantasize that some day a robo-car will crash because I taught it that there's really no difference between a motorcycle and a flight of stairs.

[peddling-brink]

https://qntm.org/frame

Excellent short story that’s, somewhat related at least.

[bryanrasmussen]

It seems sort of like over-engineering here - pretty sure this kind of thing would never happen with the Illuminati Ganga Automated Drive-By Solution https://medium.com/luminasticity/the-illuminati-ganga-automa...

[dylan604]

You'll just be lower on the list the AI makes of people that would be a threat.

[WaxProlix]

I love this idea, some sort of inverse Roko's Basilisk. Tie a bunch of low-IQ data points to the sources a super AI is likely to first use to identify threats so as to eke out a few more days of existence.

[bryanrasmussen]

> but I'm dead-set on convincing it that I'm a stupid human

this guy is really dumb BUT he has a very high quality computer THUS he is in the managerial class Final -> Ramp up the Ads!

[ForOldHack]

I was waiting for the day that two SUVs would hit each other, and I happened.

Now I am waiting for two self driving cars to hit each other... they already drive like "American idiots", guess we know what the training model is.

[selcuka]

> I cannot stand the idea that I have to pretend to be slower than I am, in order for a computer to not think I'm a computer.

It is not only about detecting if you are a computer or not. They intentionally waste your time (regardless of whether you are a human or computer) to make it unfeasible to scrape millions of pages. The actual "detection" part is relatively less important.

[mqus]

As soon as I notice that I got this slow-fade-captcha, I will intentionally click all the wrong fields until I get a reasonable captcha. Not sure this makes a difference but it kinda works

[jkestner]

Harrison Bergeron but for AI