[kpmcc]

How many of your complex projects have gone according to plan?

[rzzzt]

"No plan survives getting punched in the face" -- Helmuth von Tyson

[Simon_ORourke]

A few, but in my defence I never claim to be all-knowing or otherwise omnipotent.

[vijayr02]

Isn't that the difference between God and Simon O'Rourke?

Or is this a Larry Ellison joke?

(The difference between God and LE is that God doesn't think he's LE)