[jfdjkfdhjds]

I was sure this as a link to the onion.

I mean, it would be very clever to call a feature you migth or might not include as quantum

[dandelany]

Could definitely be a Monty Python sketch.

"I looked inside the TV, there were NO quantum dots."

"Well there's your problem right there - you've gone and collapsed the wave function by looking!"

[Arrath]

They may or may not be pining for the fjords!

[bitwize]

"The only reason why we knew the position of the particle in the first place was that it had been NAILED there."