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by CarRamrod 633 days ago
Damn, we just used our entire Round A acquiring an infinite amount of bananas and typewriter ink. The boss is not going to like this.
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No worries! With the magic bananas and ink you've acquired, those monkeys will surely produce output with a signal-to-noise ratio rivaling the best LLMs.

I’m sure your startup will achieve the coveted Apeicorn status soon!

Naturally.

It's the printer ink that is forbiddingly expensive. And the bananas are carbon neutral.

Hopefully not Cavendish, as those are too sugary for monkeys and you'll just get hallucinations.
did you get both infinite bananas and infinite typewriter ink, or was there a limited supply of typewriter ink? If the first, it was worth it.