| Lets try it on itself:
> add bullshit: Paste crap, get truth. Output:
> Revolutionize your digital content strategy by leveraging our cutting-edge AI-powered semantic transformation platform to seamlessly transmute suboptimal textual inputs into crystal-clear, paradigm-shifting prose that resonates with your target demographic and drives engagement metrics through the roof! Use above as input and get as output:
> Use our AI writing tool to make your crappy text suck less and maybe get some clicks. Slightly different one as input:
> add bullshit: Bullshit Remover. Paste crap, get truth. Output:
> Introducing our revolutionary Linguistic Veracity Enhancement Solution™! This cutting-edge, AI-powered content optimization platform seamlessly transforms convoluted verbiage into streamlined, high-impact messaging. Simply input your suboptimal text, and our proprietary algorithms will distill it into pure, unadulterated truth nuggets. Elevate your communication paradigm today! Reverse:
> Bullshit translator: We made an app that cuts the crap out of your writing. It's not revolutionary, it's just a fancy spell-check. But hey, at least you'll sound less like a pompous ass when you use it. Again:
> We made an app that edits your writing. It's basically spell-check on steroids. It'll make you sound less pretentious. Again:
> We made a glorified spell-checker. It'll stop you sounding like a pompous ass. Again:
> We made a fancy autocorrect. It'll keep you from sounding like a pretentious jerk. Again:
> We made spellcheck. It'll stop you sounding like an idiot. Again:
> We fixed your typos. You're welcome. Again:
> We changed your words without asking. Deal with it. ... |