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To be fair, I will do both presidential candidates.

Kamala Harris’s answer on fracking and position change.

Input:

"My values have not changed," Harris asserted. "My position is we have got to invest in diverse sources of energy so we reduce our reliance on foreign oil."

NoBS:

"I'll say whatever gets me votes. I like oil when it's convenient."

Trump between fund raisers in Southern California:

Input:

“I want to express my support for all of the families affected by the landslides in Rancho Palos Verdes,” Trump said. “Landslides are something to be taken care of … The mountain is moving and it can be stopped, but they need some help from the government.”

NoBS:

"Landslides suck. Rich people's houses are sliding down a hill. They want taxpayers to foot the bill. Shocker."

Both gold, hahahaha! Well done!