[culebron21]

I love how sardonic the output is.

> At Philips, our purpose is to improve people’s health and well-being through meaningful innovation. We aim to improve 2.5 billion lives per year by 2030, including 400 million in underserved communities. > As a technology company, we – and our brand licensees – innovate for people with one consistent belief: there’s always a way to make life better.

output:

> We make health gadgets and want to sell them to everyone, even poor people. We think our stuff will somehow magically improve billions of lives. Because that's totally how technology works, right?

[dns_snek]

It would be even funnier if it could reference critical news reporting.

https://www.propublica.org/article/philips-kept-warnings-abo...