[minkles]

Plus your coffee machine is watching you and relaying information back to CCP command already. That beady little flashing LED is the heartbeat of communism!

Somewhere in a bunker in rural China: "Look moi2388 has pressed Americano again. Imperialist scum!"

[moi2388]

I do like my coffee to make political statements for me. It gives me more of a kick than the caffeine does /s