[jf]

Why choose between PHP and JavaScript when you can write code in CASSIS, a language that runs in the syntactical intersection of both languages?

For example:

  if (js()) {
   /* javascript */
  }
  else {
   /* PHP */
  }

https://github.com/tantek/cassis

[namanyayg]

https://tantek.com/cassis.js

I don't know what to say, just that I wish I hadn't read this code

[pyinstallwoes]

function sxg_to_num($s) is a beauty.

[selimthegrim]

The HyperTalk support is touching

[stackghost]

That looks so... unholy...

[nine_k]

The Dunwich horror, but with languages.

[danaris]

As someone whose primary languages right now are PHP and JS...

...that looks incredibly cursed.

[toastercat]

Hahaha I love this comment and love that this is a thing.

[ainiriand]

This is why we can't have nice things.