[bityard]

Don't forget "Blazingly Fast!" on every other startup marketing page. (It's so cliche at this point it hurts to read.)

[serial_dev]

Blazingly fast is open source library lingo, startups are more pretentious.

[chubot]

They usually use the word "performant", not "fast", which makes it worse IMO ...

[immibis]

And by it they usually mean "only half as slow as the competition" - IRC is 1000x less slow but nobody got VC capital for that

[stonogo]

They sure did! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grove.io

[sitkack]

For Humans!