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by mattlondon
655 days ago
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We stayed for the first time this year with our two small kids. We went "off season" in Jan when prices were reasonable. I can see the attraction but centre parks does not feel like a great place for small kids. There is no laundry facilities in the lodges, and not even anywhere on site! The heating kept resetting to 14c overnight in January. There are gas ovens (gas! In 2024!) with zero effort at child proofing (I await the inevitable news story about a family getting blown-up when their 18 month old accidentally turned on the gas oven...). You are made to feel very unwelcome if you have the temerity to try to leave the place not at the scheduled time - getting back in by car was like trying to pass through a Berlin Wall checkpoint or something equally unpleasant. Many activities were only for 3 years+. Despite not being allowed to drive your own car, there were a lot of service vehicles and the like driving around the place so it wasn't even safe to cycle around or let the kids run free. There were outdoors playgrounds, but no indoor playgrounds/soft play apart from tiny ones attached to restaurants (perfect combo that: recently fed kid and jumping about....), and the outdoor playgrounds were mostly unsuitable for kids under 5 ... This is the UK - it rains all the time so you need indoor options! You have to wear an electronic wristband everywhere you go to e.g. use a locker or unlock your door, but you can't use it to pay for things. I could go on. We won't go back. |
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What do you mean "accidentally turned on the gas oven"? Do they not have flame failure devices?
> We went "off season" in Jan when prices were reasonable. ... This is the UK - it rains all the time!
Now you see why off season is off season.
> there were a lot of service vehicles and the like driving around the place so it wasn't even safe to cycle around
How many service vehicles would make it "not safe to cycle around"? Do you cycle anywhere?