[arch-ninja]

Aww, I was expecting something like /dev/null-AAS - https://devnull-as-a-service.com/

[jdougan]

I have a special caching system the enables networked /dev/null AAS to reduce it's network overhead considerably.

[bitwize]

(robot voice) Does it support sharding? Sharding is the secret ingredient in the web scale sauce.

[dlenski]

This is ART.