[magicofpi]

I should point out that, although Lanai was formed millions of years ago by a volcano, there aren't actually any active volcanoes on that island. The only active ones are on the Big Island (also known as Hawaii).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_Hawaiian_volcanoes

[nicholassmith]

There's always someone coming in with facts that ruins the wonderful ideas. I'm going to pretend it is an active volcano and Larry Ellison is actually Hank Scorpio.

[yolesaber]

Larry Ellison is not a good enough boss to be Hank Scorpio.