[SomeCallMeTim]

Nah, it was something unrelated to databases.

I can't even remember the details. It's like trying to remember nonsense sentences; they don't stick because they don't really make sense.

To the best I can remember, it was something like the use of an adapter pattern in a class that was never going to have more than one implementation? And it was buried a couple layers deep for no particularly good reason. Or something.

And yes, modern languages like the ones you list make many of the original GoF Design Patterns either absolutely trivial (reducing them to idioms rather than patterns) or completely obsolete.