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No, you're just willfully misinterpreting these clauses

> Source includes interface definition files associated with source files for the work, and the source code for shared libraries and dynamically linked subprograms that the work is specifically designed to require, such as by intimate data communication

If you don't change the source code and you instead write a shim service for it to talk to a special logging protocol, you haven't dynamically linked anything, you haven't changed source code for shared libraries, and you haven't messed with source files.

And even if you tried to argue that "talking over a network" is "dynamically linking" which would be just a completely made-up definition of dynamic linking that would never stand up, it still would not count as something that the original "work is specifically designed to require".