[bytearray]

What are we appreciating exactly?

[zymhan]

Maybe a ridiculous writing style for a blog post about software licensing?

[hashtag-til]

Came here looking whether anyone else found the weird teenager writing style getting on the way of the real message.

[IceDane]

I was wondering what the fuck was going on and whether this was internal community meme or style that I just wasn't aware of. Turns out it's just cringey corporate goons being cringey corporate goons.

[politelemon]

Elastic being flexible

[linotype]

More like Elastic panicking when they realized the traction OpenSearch is getting at a number of companies.

[danillonunes]

Being flexible is kinda the point of an elastic.