[cabbageicefruit]

Touch grass buddy. In their first sentence they openly admit this isn’t their area of expertise. Hence them asking a question to people who know more than them. “Don’t behave this way to your co-workers” is much better advice for your comment than for GP’s.

[forrestthewoods]

Went outside with my dogs and successfully touched grass. It’s growing back in nicely after a week of rain.

“Why can’t you just” guys are extremely irritating. I implore OP to not be a “why can’t you just” guy at work. What is a WCYJGuy? Someone who has no knowledge of a domain but proposes solutions under the implication that there is a simple solution that they are oh so clever to have instantly discovered. It takes a lot of time and effort to explain “no you can not just” to someone who doesn’t have the pre-requisite knowledge.